this faux socialite lifestyle is a little unbecoming...

how does one go from day to day living a somewhat schizo life?

one weekend, i'm by the pool, staring off the ledge leading to the shiny sea separated by rocks a few feet below me..

another, i'm dealing with a foie gras overdose..

then the latest would be munching on lobster with truffle butter that's all so light and foamy, beef tenderloin with the most amazing miso sauce, and black truffle cheeseburger with two or three slices of truffles winking at me. All this while sipping on Mumm and listening to the roaring purr of engines going around me... and oh, free nobu seared tuna is always good.



but when the weekend is done, i'm back to the "let's go hawker centre/food court for lunch" and "cheap please?" comments for the rest of the week as i try to survive on my salary and put aside money for a place to call my own.

i can't decide if i love my mother's job or not. it gets me my favorite pizza at Palio's which is less than $30 and enough for 2.. and a margarita at 10.30 pm while she's into the second half of her 2-hour meeting a few tables away. so i go home super late but well-fed. i see so much more of life but so less of her (hence the dinner with her tonight)..


but i know it's making me a little schizo, pretending to be a tai-tai's daughter and when reality is that i'm not. sigh.


stop being schizo. stop being schizo..

quote-worthy moments on "The Voice":

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(after Emily and Curtis kiss at the end of "Need you now")

Blake: Cee Lo probably told y'all that he wanted y'all to duet, not do it.

(laughter and applause from the audience)

Blake: thank you. thank you. I'll be here all season.

***

(after Team Blake performed "This Love")


Adam: you're so much bigger than everyone else, Blake.

Blake: you mean..

Adam: you're like this giant.

Blake: oh? taller?

Adam: taller. taller.. length-

Blake: (cutting in) that's what she said.

Adam: really? really??

***

I've always loved Adam's amazing voice made for his songs. But Blake Shelton has a new fan. he's no longer Mr Miranda Lambert. :)

A & B are the same color. if you don't believe, print the image out and cut A & B out. put them side by side. stare at them. 

mind-f**k. woah.