i hate stupid morning crowds..

wait. that came out wrong.

i loathe stupid morning crowds. (osbourne wld be most upset that i bold and underline a word..)

these people are like re-freaking-tarded to the max. like, "excuse me, miss. could you please not lean on the mrt pole? it's crowded and people need something to grab on. unless you're offering your body for us people to freaking hold onto."

like hello? do you not see us?

oh wait. the retardedness must have blinded you. i'm sorry.


besides, i don't fancy grabbing an idiot leaning on the pole. i'd get idiot juice on my hands. i would much rather fall then grab onto you. that way, i can 'accidentally' step on you, smile brilliantly and say, "sorry ah. no pole to hold onto..."

then there are those who do not keep to the right. the left side is for people to walk up, you chickenathans of the world. absolute stubongs.

as you can see, i'm not very tolerant of retardedness and stupidity arising from people who manage to secure a job at raffles place. by the time i got to the client's place, i was fuming. the escalator up RP? it was a clear path on the left. this woman (oh so NOOOOOT a lady..) right in front of me stood on the left.

Like she was the queen of the world.

everyone else was standing on the right. she must have decided that the feng shui on the left was better. so i got pissed. and i got even. i decided to cut in front of her and in doing so, i said "excuuuuuuuse meee" very loudly and 'accidentally' bumped her with my fat-ass bag.

yar. not terribly godly. i figured that it was time to calm down to control the rage. self-control and forgiveness are attributes of God, right? so just like he forgave rebellious Israel..

I FORGIVE YOU, STUPID MORNING CROWD!

monday mornings always get me down.. things that irk me on a daily basis seem to irk me a little more.. is it just me or are somethings really annoying??

1. reckless jaywalkers.
they seem to think that they own the roads. when the green man is flashing and counting down from 10 already, they run towards the road to cross it. once they touch the tar road, they slow down to a walk. as if by being on the road, they have immunity from the cars even when it becomes a red man.

worse are those who just walk across the roads, weaving in between cars and holding their hands out to stop cars when the underpass or pedestrian crossing is less than 10m away. damn lazy people who hold up traffic like they are the kings and queens of the road.

2. irresponsible car drivers
these people have no concept of bus lanes or yellow boxes or pedestrian crossings. those who cross from hong leong to lps near orq will understand this grip. every morning, these cars choose to ignore the yellow box regulations. what happens then is that the green man comes on and the poor pedestrians have to weave around the cars intruding in our paths.

a car even overtook my bus today on the left when the bus was abt to turn into a bus stop. thankfully the bus had slowed down to turn into the bus stop. what if an accident had happened along shenton-freaking-way? a massive jam. how did the guy pass his test??

3. bus drivers who need a sucker punch
this goes out to all bus drivers who see a need to slow down at every and i mean EVERY traffic light. meaning green, amber or red, they slow down. why slow down at green? just continue at your normal speed la!

then there are bus drivers who stop at EVERY bus stop, even when there's no one flagging the bus or getting off.

yes. i'm an awful grouch on mondays. oh well. maybe it's just me missing seaweed wrapped rice and lettuce wrapping kimchi bbq-ed meat. haiz~