i hate stupid morning crowds..

wait. that came out wrong.

i loathe stupid morning crowds. (osbourne wld be most upset that i bold and underline a word..)

these people are like re-freaking-tarded to the max. like, "excuse me, miss. could you please not lean on the mrt pole? it's crowded and people need something to grab on. unless you're offering your body for us people to freaking hold onto."

like hello? do you not see us?

oh wait. the retardedness must have blinded you. i'm sorry.


besides, i don't fancy grabbing an idiot leaning on the pole. i'd get idiot juice on my hands. i would much rather fall then grab onto you. that way, i can 'accidentally' step on you, smile brilliantly and say, "sorry ah. no pole to hold onto..."

then there are those who do not keep to the right. the left side is for people to walk up, you chickenathans of the world. absolute stubongs.

as you can see, i'm not very tolerant of retardedness and stupidity arising from people who manage to secure a job at raffles place. by the time i got to the client's place, i was fuming. the escalator up RP? it was a clear path on the left. this woman (oh so NOOOOOT a lady..) right in front of me stood on the left.

Like she was the queen of the world.

everyone else was standing on the right. she must have decided that the feng shui on the left was better. so i got pissed. and i got even. i decided to cut in front of her and in doing so, i said "excuuuuuuuse meee" very loudly and 'accidentally' bumped her with my fat-ass bag.

yar. not terribly godly. i figured that it was time to calm down to control the rage. self-control and forgiveness are attributes of God, right? so just like he forgave rebellious Israel..

I FORGIVE YOU, STUPID MORNING CROWD!